A Welsh farmer fractured his willy after oogling a teenage girl milking her goats, while carrying a heavy sack of feed.
Farmer Dai Jones, 52, from Llanfairdrindognog, had been moving the feed sacks to the barn when he stopped to watch sixteen-year-old Cerys Jones (no relation) hitch up her skirt, squat down on a stool and grasp the udders of a goat.
Farmer Dai Jones, 52, from Llanfairdrindognog, had been moving the feed sacks to the barn when he stopped to watch sixteen-year-old Cerys Jones (no relation) hitch up her skirt, squat down on a stool and grasp the udders of a goat.
Jones became over excited and dropped the sack on his erect cock-a-doodle doo, snapping vital tendons and ligaments.
Doctor Hywell Jones (no relation either) told the press: "I did what I could for him, but it's a toss up whether he'll ever play the the organ again, at least in Chapel, isn't it?"
When we attempted to contact the goats, they were unavailable for comment, but their agent, John 'thomas' Jones (related by marriage), told us: "To tell the truth, boyo, they're so relieved they've not stopped celebrating since the accident, isn't it?"
Sheep from as far afield as Cardiff were heard to exhale huge sighs of relief when news of Farmer Jones' accident reached them.
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