Flash Fiction Friday 55

the
silly
season
is over
the tinsel
and baubles
packed away.
Fluffy red hats and 
wellington boots never
suited the southern hemisphere
anyway. The stores all have their 50%
sales - getting rid of Christmas stock so soon?
Nothing Lasts Forever. Isn’t it sad and heart-breaking
that its all over so quickly?
Until
Next
Year
..




Head on over to G-Man and sign up for Flash Fiction Friday. 
 Its easy, you try to write a complete story in 55 words.




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Flash Fiction Frdiay 55 and Other Arb Shite

The G-Man hosts Flash Fiction Friday 55.  Go visit him and give him some love and join hundreds of other bloggers playing the writing game. Write a complete story in only 55 words…


Scary and Creepy
Chilling and Bloodcurdling
Children stalk the neighborhood
Concealed behind masks and home-made Halloween costumes
Sniffing out the households with the best candy
Giggling, chuckling and playing practical jokes
Straining  to bite the dangling treacle scone  hands-free
and Bobbing for apples
Respect the dead and leave the Ouija board alone
Or else…bwaaaaahaaaaaah











Yay! Its Fawk You Friday hosted by Boobies


Let rip...


Fuck You to the South Africa electrical thunder and lightning storms that keep my sobbing children clinging to me like wee leeches when the forked lighning shoots across the sky and the cloud bang together.  My poor wee buttons are terrified and then my bed has to be shared.  Four bodies in a double bed is not a laughing matter...


Fuck you to my brand new expensive mascara that I can't fucking wear because it causes my eyes to burn like all hell shite fire, itch like an Arab's sand mite-infested crotch and ooze attractive yellow puss.  So much for expensive is the best. Humph!


Fuck you to my bastard shit-face laptop that kept crashing this week and giving me fucking weird html errors on my blog.  Geezo, I tried over a dozen times to get my Bloggers Ink Challenge posted - and on top of that - I still managed to royally fuck it up.   My poor Boerewors had to spend hours reloading everything just so that I could make Half-Nekkid Thursday aka HNT in time.  So a huge THANK YOU to My Boerewors for making it happen and having the patience to put up with my constant slamming of the keyboard (sometimes it does work - most times it doesn't).


Fuck you to conspiracy theories...there are many things bubbling under the surface at the moment.  All to be revealed soon (if I'm not bound by a Confidentiality Agreement, that is)  
 



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55 Flash Fiction Friday - Episode 9

Join me in playing this writing game with hundreds of other bloggers including G-Man on Fridays, called 55 Flash Fiction Fridays.




Warning!
If someone knocks on your front door
Saying they are from the Health and Safety Board
checking for ticks due to the warm weather
They'll ask you to take your clothes off
and dance around with your arms up



Do not do it!
This is a scam!
They only want to see you nekkid.





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55 Flash Fiction Friday - Episode 7

Join me in playing this writing game with hundreds of other bloggers including G-Man on Fridays, called 55 Fiction Fridays, or 55 Fridays.  The idea is to write a complete story in only 55 words.


So, get your pen poised and either write a 55 word story on your own blog, or you can post it in my comments below. Its all good and I do it for fun.  Give it a go!













Hold it firmly


Not too tight


Never Squeeze


Moisten your lips


Cover the tip with your mouth, gently suck


Slowly trail your tongue around the rim


Then lazily lick up the sides


Don’t mess a single drop


Hmmmmmmmm


Never bite


Like an angel


Dancing in


your mouth


Ice-cream


cones


Is


One


Of


My


Favourite


treats



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55 Flash Fiction Friday - Episode 6 - Flog Yo Blog

Join me in playing this writing game with hundreds of other bloggers including G-Man on Fridays, called 55 Fiction Fridays, or 55 Fridays.





The idea is to write a complete story in only 55 words.



So, get your pen poised and either write a 55 word story on your own blog, or you can post it in my comments below. Its all good.










I counted from one to ten









I clasped my hands together, closed my eyes and prayed





I locked myself in the bathroom





I hid out where no one could find me







I wished to be invisible







projected to blend in





But I'm very close to giving up





don't make me have to fuck shit up












Mummy Time - Flog Yo Blog Friday is about passing it forward.  Go check it out.  Happy Friday!







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55 Flash Fiction Friday - Episode 5

Join me in playing this writing game with hundreds of other bloggers including G-Man  on Fridays, called 55 Fiction Fridays, or 55 Fridays. The idea is to write a complete story in only 55 words.

So, get your pen poised and either write a 55 word story on your own blog, or you can post it in my comments below.  Its all good.





They're not love handles!
No.
I've got love impact protection barriers.
And they’re all mine!
I have proudly cultivated them
over many years
And proud to say
they cost me a small fortune
KFC
Pizza
Nandos
Maccie D’s
It doesn’t come cheap anymore.
Having two kids did contribute.
The price you pay for awesomeness...Source URL: https://mrsniffly.blogspot.com/search/label/flash%20fiction%20friday
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