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Friday's Shoegasm, Fawk You and Walmart Booty Bouncing



    Take My Friday's Shoegasm button and post your favourite pair of  pretty shoes.  Top Shop has some awesome stuff but I couldn't have a Shoegasm without Christian Louboutin - The Fucking Genius when it comes to heels.
    
    Christian Louboutins
    
    Fun Circus Style Shoes

    Giuseppe Zanotti’s Multi-coloured pumps $599

    
    Mona Moore at This Next
    
    Top Shop $190
    Oh My Sweet Fucking Genius I have fallen in LOVE with Top Shop!  Take me there and leave me there if you wish.  Have you seen some of their stuff? Why or why do we not have a Top Shop here in South Africa?  My birthday is next month, Plonkers!  Send me some Top Shop Love!!!!
     
    Top Shop $128
    
    Christian Louboutin (The Genius) gives us the platform sling-back *double drool*

    Link up with Boobies and Christy for Fawk You Friday

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    • Fuck you to the Doochebag interwebs whom I normally adore and love more than anything but this week while surfing it up, revealed who won American Idol before we got to see the finale here in South Africa.  That's just Bollix!
    • Fuck you to wee Bloemfontein lassie who married Nicolas Cage's son, Weston.  South African girls are certainly getting "out there".  Then again Fuck That, she can have him, he's kinda creepy actually.
    • Fuck you to the South African Lotto that picked my FIL to win a nasty sum of cash instead of me!  Och well, they say you've gotta play it to win it, right?  Go Dadio! 



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Its Happening....It's Here.... Fawk You Friday!

    Friday is Heels Day....fuck it, every day is heels day but today is Friday's Shoegasm over at Boobies
    Go say hi and see her heels


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    $135 Louboutins

    My Iron Fist Slip on Hooker Heels $45

    These are bed heels only....



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    Yeah its Homemakers Expo show time...and I probably won't get to blog much until next week so thats my Fuck You Friday for the week.  I give you the Fuck You Song to sing a long with.





    Still love y'all.

    Homemakers Expo at the Coca Cola Dome

    Decor on a Buget stand
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Freaky Fawk You Friday

    Its Fawk You Friday over at Boobies

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    Fuck You to the collection of 9 million hadidah ibis birds that hide in our trees, outside our bedroom and wake me a 5am every fucking morning with they "waahwaah" at full volume!  My boerewors has a paint ball gun with your name on it!!! Watch out, Tweety!

    Fuck You to the fat genes that I was blessed with or cursed with rather.  I have to watch EVERYTHING I eat.  I put on 2lbs just looking at slice chocolate fudge cake, 3lbs if I sniff it and 5lbs if I lick the bastard.  Fuck those calories - surely by now modern technology could have invented some ingenius Slim Pill that makes and keeps your skinny...

    Fuck You to our long-haired cat who causes me to spray my twangy mucus and make it airborne for everyone to suck in and let those little bacteria fuckers breed in my tiny off-spring's immune system.  I am considering shaving Pickles - then all have a sphinx and won't be sneezing over everything and everyone.


    Fuck You to Creme Soda that my kids love but turns their teeth a beautiful shade of Hulk green.  What is in that shite?  Its like green glue.

    Fuck You to the local gym who want to charge me R599 per month to join their facility!  That is $86 - I don't wanna fucking buy the equipment, I just wanna use it a few times a week.  For that price I want a fucking back massage and pedicure every time I step through the door!  Jaysus, I could save up the money I'd spend on gym for 6 months and get me some liposuction!

    Final Fuck You to the eyebrow dye that I left on a wee bit too long last night and now I have a pair of Bozo The Clown brows.  Thank God I have a long fringe!
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55 FFF - Episode 19

    Join the Blorgy of 55 Flash Fiction Friday writers.  The game is to write a complete story in 55 words.  So, head on over to The Blorgologist himself G-Man and hook up with him.




    Made only in South Africa 
    and usually by hand 
    Juicy, Succulent, Spicy and Tender 
    Curled up to create a reel of zesty flavour 
    Carefully prepared with unique seasonings 
    Skinny or Stout with top quality fat 
    Arranged in a spiral and braaied to perfection 
    Sizzling on the grill, meaty aroma roasting the air 
    My Boerewors…

    Boerewors aka South African sausage


    FlogYoBlog Friday over at Random Ramblings of a SAHM.  
    Go check it out




    Its also Fawk You Friday over at Boobies. and Blog Stalk Friday  hosted by Rockin' Mami this week



    My Fuck Yous for this week:

    • A huge FUCK YOU to the skanky deslexic tattoo artist who misspelled my daughters name on my wrist.  Now I'm gonna have to go back and get something I really didn't want.  A fix up - probably with a different colour ink?!?!  Stoopid Whore!
    • Fuck you to the change of season at the moment which causes my lips to erupted with sexy crusty sores.  Its totally repulsive.  Just call me fucking Leper Lip! No smooching for me for a while.
    •  South African school teachers have been on strike forever and its time those arsewipes get back to work and stop disrupting my wee lassies life.  Stoning the schools will NOT bring you wage increases, morons.
    • Fuck you to Facebook that takes up too much of my time and therefore I havedeactivated my account.  Read my blog rather, assbags.
    Have an awesome weekend!

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55 FFF - Episode 18

    So many things happen on a Friday over at Daft Scots Lass' house...I'm exhausted just thinking about it!

    Firstly, 55 Flash Fiction Friday.  This is a game some of us bloggers who like to write play.  We have to write a complete story in 55 words.  Hundreds of bloggers are doing it now.  Its like an orgie of Bloggy Writers - Blorgy!  My new word - donchya just lurve it?  So, peeps, head on over to G-Man who I have offitically dubbed The Blorgologist and hook up with him.

    Jenna wept. Her heavy tears stained her silk blouse. She didn’t care. Her teardrops drizzled on to the baby booties she was holding in her lap. The nursery was silent except for her wrenching sobs. Part of her spirit had been stolen. She could not go on.Then she plunged the blade into her chest.


    Secondly, I have a hawt date with my Boerewors (aka Hubby) tongiht and he's suprising me.  Venue and details and a huge secret.  Another trip to Teasers perhaps?  We're probably getting our matching tattoos done over the weekend too.  Yayness!

    Thirdly, head over to One Crazy Brunette Chick for Blog Stalk Friday
     
    One Crazy Brunette Chick
    Follow the rules or she'll go apeshit on yer ass!


    Lastly, its Fawk You Friday over at Boobies.

    This week's Fuck Yous from me go out to the following:

    • Fuck You to The Gauteng Department of Education (who are in the office block opposite ours) for causing a fucking riot in our parking lot!  I love my music, but when hundreds of angry teachers and office workers holler into a fucking crappy PA system all fucking day, its rather irritating.  You see they're pissed off because the government doesn't pay them enough so they feel its their constitutional right to march into schools and wreck the joint!  Tipping over dustbins, valdalising cars and intimidating the students.  Protest if you must, Skanks but leave our kids alone, Fuckers!
    • Fuck You to the virus that hit my Wee Button aka Megan.  It flattened her and she's still trying to reocver.
    • Fuck You to the moths that fly outta my purse everytime I open it.  I so broke I can't even pay attention!  Roll on Pay Day!
    Have an awesome weekend Readers!

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Questions and Answers

    Got this from Bobbies and I just loved the questions so I nicked it - yip I do that from time to time, Deal with it!
    1. What is your signature color? 

    I love anything orange.  I love the taste of orange, the smell of orange.  I love to buy anything thats orange.  I even have an orange car.  Its a little bit of an obsession.

    2. Your most embarrassing moment?  
    One way to plug the hole

    I went on a blind date and the assbag took me to a Jazz Bar (I detest jazz).  He sat us right next to the band so we couldnt' really talk because the music was so deafening.  I proceed to get hopeless drunk (what else was there to do?).  I ask my date to hand me my bag so that I could get another fag and I lit a tampon!  Yes I the paper caught on fire and so did the cardboard applicator.  I tried to stub it out in the ashtray but the tampon started smoldering and those fuckers stink when burnt!  Needless to say I did NOT get a second date.  That'll teach him to take me to a Jazz Club.

    3. Would you ever get anything pierced other than your ears? If yes, what?  

    I have my navel pierced and have had my tongue pierced for about 10 years now.  I wouldn't go near the titties but I may go for a something down south just for the experience.

    4. Are you a social butterfly or a homebody?  

    I'm a social butterfly.  I being out and about and meeting friends.  I love meeting new people and finding out their life stories.  I don't have two butterfly tattoos for nothing I guess, I love butterflies.

    5. Are you done having babies or do you want more?  

    I'm done having babies.  I'm too old for another little screecher in our house.  My two girl-children keep me busy enough. 

    6. Are you loyal to your hairstylist or are do you tryout every salon in town? 

    I don't have a stylist.  I don't do much to my long hair at all except keep it in good condition and give it a good whack with the scissors every 8 weeks or so.

    7. How many times have you moved in your life?  

    Too many times to mention actually.  We lived in one house for 10 years when we still lived in Scotland but when we moved to South Africa - the nomadic life started.  We lived in Pretoria for two years, then moved to Johannesburg and moved around various suburbs of Johannesburg 5 times.  I then moved out of home and have moved 8 times since being on my own.  We have been in our current house for 7 years and I have NO intentions of moving anywhere for the next 20 years!

    8. If you could plan your dream vacation with just you and your love where would it be?  

    Sight-seeing in Italy and on to Europe, popping into Scotland for a while and ultimately going on a slow world cruise where I'm waited on hand-and-foot and we stop off at various warm tropical places where the sand is white, the sea is warm and cyrstal clear and the cocktails are extra large and never ending.


    and I hand this on to some new blogs that I've started following recently :





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55 Flash Fiction Friday - Episode 17

    Play the writing game me and with hundreds of other bloggers including G-Man called 55 Flash Fiction Fridays.  The aim is to write a complete story in 55 words only.  Go on, try it!


    "Wiping the slate clean"
    Is by no means possible 
    There should not even be such an expression. 
    We ultimately Forgive 
    But never Forget 
    We carry around our fears 
    Which haunt and burden us. 
    Revisiting these events that trouble us. 
    We can’t discuss them 
    We can’t share them 
    It eats away at us for all eternity


    FlogYoBlog Friday over at Random Ramblings of a SAHM.  
    Go check it out

    Boobies hosts this one.

    I want to say Fuck You to the follow dickweeds this Friday:
    • The Macadamia Nut dispenser at the Fruit & Veg City which made me look like  a complete fucking tit when I pulled the lever and I got more nuts on the floor than I did in my paper bag.  Fucking stupid high-speed dispensers.
    • Fuck You to the South African winters that get longer and longer and colder and colder.  My nipples may have actually elongated this winter - thanks to you. And that is not a good thing.
    • And finally this one took the cupcake for the week...Fuck You to South African Idols who made me laugh so hard that I spit my satisfying beverage all over my snoozing daughter who was on my lap.  Conversation went like this:
    Gareth Cliff : "So what do you do for a living?"
    Rather dim-looking Idols Contestant : I sell sweets, crisps and stuff.
    Gareth Cliff :  Like a Spaza Shop?
    Idiot : Yebo
    Gareth Cliff :  Oh , soo you're A Vendor?
    Idiot : No, I'm a Zulu!

     Eish Wena Here is the Clip!

    Happy Friday the 13th Too! *evil chuckle*

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