Fridays Shoegasm, a few Fawk Yous and a 55

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Take my button, leave a comment that you're linking up so I can come and visit your favourite pair of heels!


Fur Stiletto Boots $59.99 from Dollhouse

Fabian Sequin Platform Pumps $49.00

$70.00 Kingston Platform Patch Pump

Pedalz Satin Ruffled Platform Sandal $52.00



Bonsai Wedge Flower Sandal $49.00
 


Valdemia Wedge Strappy Sandals
  $49.00






Go and link up with Boobies and Christy and share your Fawk Yous for this week!


• Fuck you to Nandos for the first crappy flame-grilled chicken burger that I've EVER had from you guys.  I've been a dedicated fan of Nandos for 18 years and this is the first time that I have had food from you guys that was rubbish.  I was shocked and disappointed beyond belief - but I still LOVE you!  Nandos fucking rocks my knickers off!
• Fuck you my office that is so damn cold.  My nipples are sore from the constant pointing.
• Fuck you to the shortage of petrol.  I had to drive around to four different petrol stations at lunch time on Thursday to fill up my car.
• Fuck you to Caburys. This week I bought the girls a strip of Caramello Bears and not one of the bears had the "Tum full of Toffee" (as advertised) they were all made of solid Cadburys milk chocolate.  Hey who's complaining? But I did miss the yummy Toffee Tummy centre.  Sssssh, I know I'm not meant to be eating chocolate. 

 




Flash Fiction Friday 55 is hosted by G-Man and I haven't taken part in a while but I decided to give it another go this week. 

Is there any answer?
Knocking at the old red door
It sounds empty
Vacant and hollow
Is anyone there?
Staring through the mucky window
To be met by a blank void
Unoccupied
Where is everyone?
Isn’t it pointless pounding against a locked door
with no one behind it to open up
and Let me in?




Have a BRILLIANT weekend, Plonkers.  Don't forget to enter my competition - Caption my Freaky Photo #13.





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Shoegasm and Fawk You Friday

Yipeeeee. Fuck You Friday is here!  Link up with Boobies and fekkin' vent until yer wee hearts content.  Hey, that rhymed!

F-F-Fuck you to the the Fucktard that stole my idea to do a vlog competition.  You know who you are, Plonker.  All I can say is revenge is schweet!  Oh yeah, don't forget to enter MY VLOG COMPETITION! 

Fuck You to the Bastid who took a step back in the ATM queue and squished my fucking pinkie toe with his Built-In-Waterskis.  Its still throbbing you arse! 

Fuck You to the Winter Season that is quickly approaching.  Oh how I hate you!  Fuck off and come back next year.




And now the Celebratory drinks, Folks!

Yeah!  Jello Shots for everyone! 

Fat-free jello, of course, but loaded with expensive yummy vodkaness.  I'm celebrating ...celebrating the fact that I went to gym every week day for the past three weeks and I've finally lost a wee bit of weight.  3kg to be exact (thats 6.6lbs). 

Oh yeah....I'm on my way to skinny awesomeness, Fuckers!  Still a whack-load to go but I'm on the right road to meeting my hip bones again.  Hold thumbs for me that my will power last long enough to get through Easter without overdosing on Cadbury's Creme Eggs or any other such-like glucose goodies.

Now go enjoy some shoe shopping for that brilliant pair of killer bed-heels

 







Nox Pump - Betsey Johnson  R950

t-strap satin platform sandals R2675





Princess Pumps $100



Snazzy Heels



Have a great weekend.
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Fawk You Friday

Yeah, Its Fawk You Friday again over at Boobies. Give her a whirl!





• Fuck You to the little bitches that were mean to my wee KK about dressing in boy's clothes and teasing her about it.  One day she'll kick your skinny, twinkly arses!
• Fuck You to smoothies.  I've been on a liquid diet all week and now I need a wee bit of REAL food.  Back to smoothies on Monday but I need some substance this weekend.  Bring on the texture Fuckers!
• Fuck You to people who keep cocking me around (you know who you are) and leaving everything until 99.  Its frustrating and it pisses this PMS Bitch off! 


At least there is always shoes to put a smile on my dial hosted by Boobies.








 Dolce Vita Trinity

Jessica Simpson Heels $90 http://www.heels.com/

Iron Fist Heels $55 at http://www.heels.com/

Guess $90 at http://www.heels.com/

Dont Hold Yer Breath Iron Fist Heels $50 at www.heels.com

Have a Kick Ass Weekend!!
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Its Happening....It's Here.... Fawk You Friday!

Friday is Heels Day....fuck it, every day is heels day but today is Friday's Shoegasm over at Boobies. 
Go say hi and see her heels










$135 Louboutins



My Iron Fist Slip on Hooker Heels $45



These are bed heels only....







Yeah its Homemakers Expo show time...and I probably won't get to blog much until next week so thats my Fuck You Friday for the week.  I give you the Fuck You Song to sing a long with.









Still love y'all.



Homemakers Expo at the Coca Cola Dome



Decor on a Buget stand
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Stardom? I never touch the stuff.

Have you ever been told you look familiar?  Have you ever been told by a complete stranger that you're a dead ringer for a celebrity?


I have.  


Yesterday, in fact.


There I am minding my own business at the local Spar Supermarket buying my weekly fruit, cereal bars and yoghurt for the lunch boxes, when this woman behind me the check out queue smiles at me.  


I thought either she's a loony or she's just being polite - so I smile back at her.  But...you know when someone stares at for you for just TOO LONG and you start feeling uncomfortable?  You know, like my post I made earlier in the week about staring into the back of someone's head until they turn around...yeah like that...


Handing my debit card to the cashier, I give Loony Woman a sideways glance and she's still grinning and staring into the side of my head.  Eventually she pipes up:  "I'm sorry but you remind me of someone".  I grinned at her and said "Oh?".  She looks at me for another couple of seconds and says: "That actress.. Julianne Moore!" and beams an expression that probably meant she was so fucking chuffed with herself for remembering the actress' name. 




All embarrassed, I say "Thank you very much, I think"  and yip she's still grinning...fucking loony toonz.


Now I know that Julianne Moore isn't a A-list actress and probably not the on the B-List either, but I am incredibly flattered when someone mentions this, because its not the first time someone has said it either.  And...I consider Julianne to be quite attractive (in ginger terms) and so its quite an honour to be told I look like her.

Have you ever been told you look like a celeb?  If so, who is it?

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This week's Fawk Yous:

Fuck you to the Loony Woman who creeped me out by sideways staring me yesterday in the supermarket queue.

Fuck You to the bullies that influence my sweet wee Megan and try and turn her into a bully herself!  Little Fuckers, I'll knock their blocks off.

Fuck you all the chocolate Easter Eggs in the shops at the moment.  They are so tempting!  My thighs - My thighs!

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Right, so all of you know how much I love my heels and I'm happy to say that there's a new Friday link up over at  Boobies.  Go link up for Friday Shoegasm and shows us yer heels!  You know I'll love it.







Bow Shoes from Iron First (Yes those are cupcakes) $45.00



Prada heels with socks
Trendy and hot!
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